Bald is Beautiful and Frugal
Have you ever wondered why men without a lot of hair are always smiling and looking so great and that they always seem to have lots of money? It is for the same reason that Yul Brynner (especially in The Magnificent Seven and also Westworld) looked so so darn cool; the answer, my friend, is baldness!
You can probably guess that I am bald; well, not completely bald, as I still do have some hair. I have not quite reached the totally bald stage (give me a couple more years). When that day comes, I will join the ranks of total baldies like Michael Jordan, Vin Diesel, Kazoo, Patrick Stewart, Bruce Willis, Laurence Fishburne, Telly Savales, Yul Brynner, Dr. Evil, Mini-Me, George “The Animal” Steel, and so on, and so on.
What is it about these ubermen that makes them so darn irresistible? It is the uberfroogalism that baldness bestows upon those lucky enough to be bald. The truth is that you can enjoy uberfrogalism as long as you have very little hair on your head. You could be a ‘natural’ (like me) or a ‘wannabe’ who shaves their head; it doesn’t really matter.
What are the amazing benefits of being bald? Here are a just a few:
1. Your hair (or your head anyway) always looks great
2. You need to use an electron microscope to measure the six molecules of shampoo that you use to wash you hair (a frugal shampoo buyers dream)
3. You don’t need to use a hairdryer because you hair doesn’t even get wet
4. You can cut your own remaining hair very easily with a pair of electric clippers (no more Flow-Bee, no more barber). This will save you at least $10.00 per visit.
Is it any wonder that bald guys seem to be so smiley and confident and buff (due to all the extra time they have to work out by not having to dry and style their bothersome hair)? I don’t smile all of the time, I’m not annoyingly confident, and I’m certainly not buff, but I am (mostly) bald. At least I have that much going for me.
The truth is that anyone can enjoy the benefits of being bald (or closer to it than you are right now) just by cutting your hair shorter. It makes things so much simpler. Just keep in mind that you can always grow your hair back a little longer (unless you are a genuine ‘true-bald’; in which case you can only grow it long on the sides) if you get tired of the convenience and savings and utter coolness of having short hair.
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Author: Jason Milburn Google